Real men wear Ranger Panties which is why you have come to the right place. These shorts aren't just the most comfortable things you've put on, they are the damn daisy dukes of freedom. In the words of a really really wise man "If you love bald eagles, freedom, and flexing your quads at strangers for the simple pleasure of gauging their reaction, then I highly encourage you to hop on the freedom train and purchase these shorts". If you don't think that the OD green ones fit with your girly complexion, take a look at the black ones.
-100% Nylon Tricot