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The tip hurts no matter what branch you're in, but we've all been there. Our only advice we have to give is always to spit on it because it's always more than just the tip! 

Wear the Men's Green Weenies T-Shirt and show your sense of humor with this funny military shirt. Get yours today and let everyone know you know what the green weenies are all about...or don't, either way, you're still fucked!

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Our Green Weenies - Military Shirts are crafted with the following details:

• Unisex for a classic fit for men and a relaxed "Boyfriend" fit for women
• 60% Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton and 40% Polyester
• Ultra-comfortable and soft for all-day comfort
• Tagless, itch-free design
• Ribbed Collar that won't lose its shape
• Double Needle Stitching for Durability
• Machine Wash on Cold
• Tumble Dry on Low
• Designed in the United States